Virgins..do read this.

A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." P.S Should've said the condoms are meant for a science project. lol. Happy weekend peeps.

Mari berjiwang

Michael Bolton- When a man loves a woman This song always makes me go gaga.. Gaga.. Gaga.. Gaga.. Be sure you're 21 and above. *mcm la sia mau check ic kamurang bah..haha*

Long distance relationship..

*sigh* The mode will be on in another 3 days. . And both of us do not know how long it would be before we meet again. No one chooses to be in a long distance relationship and i've never meet anyone who set out to purposely find someone living thousands km away. But in this life journey, we might meet someone and when cupid’s arrow hits, there’s no turning around. The arrow pierced me so hard, till i don't want to lose grip of this lucky guy. But knowing me and him are not of the same state, i always know this moment will come. And i have no option other than to face it like a real man lady. Never mind, love is created to win. I have faith in this. p/s: Please don't tell me what i should do. This post is meant to purge out all the unnecessary feelings.

Only for 21 and above..hoho

WOMEN’S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let’s have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

Some of these are so true. xD