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Oct 17, 2008

Virgins..do read this.

A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." P.S Should've said the condoms are meant for a science project. lol. Happy weekend peeps.

14 comments:

Toilet paper said...

haha..
kasian gia..
ya ba..ckp ja utk projek sains atau p beli ja d 7-11..
haha

sweetie~ said...

bah wel...klu kau ada plan yg begini....hati2 kio...wakakaka...

Beck the BandagedKnees said...

haha belle.. lmao!! ^_^ that is good one.. lol.. ^_^ rock on! haha.. tia jadi laa tu kan..? lol.. hahah!

ReNo said...

alala... tulah, len kali siasat dulu sepa mentua kita..kakaka

izanazuani said...

hahahaha...

funi gila. betul2 la bikin malu. sia setuju sama toilet paper.

GregChai a.k.a. teekay said...

wah kesian the boy, i don't want to imagine being in his shoe right now....malunya......hehehe apa buli buat no experience ba kan. :)

Ken@MrsGraig said...

~haha mell..kedapatan jg at last..

Wel^Beiolman said...

have read about this one couple of years ago..still it is so amusing kan..haha..kesian dia..relaks sja ba..hehe..

urang ranau said...

like what toilet paper has said, better buy it at 7-11, or giant ka..mesti dia terkazut kan..kwang3.

Wel^Beiolman said...

Sweetie..haha....beli sja d pasar malam ba sweetie..haha..beli 3 percuma 1..haha.or 2 in 1..i wonder if the kk ada purposely for sex stuff only o...like in penang and kl...there have shops selling all these....any toys..anything..u name it you can get one from there..apa ko mau sweetie..sia kasi bili la..

kuai said...

wakakaka.... kasiannya.. nah wondering ni, apa la c reaction c bapa ah? buli tahan juga sporting tu bapa bah... nda juga the boy kana halau... hahaha

anyway, panat bah tu leher tunduk 20 minit.. lol

ArMs said...

Haaha this is funny and a very good advice... I think I'll be careful from now on... haaha...

Mell_f said...

lols. thanks for the comment peeps.

defoo said...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My jaws terturun time baca lst line tu boy. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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