Toilet tactics

Am so occupied with notes (it's exam time,duh?) and i think i need a time out for at least 1 hour, maybe? hehe..

I play this game: Toilet Tactics

Guys should be the one playing that game, but hey, even i don't own that 'thing' i still can play what.

*ngeh ngeh ngeh..choosing urinal and trying to think like a man*

And as a result...

Yeah! I am a true female!

some .jpegs again

Please have your meals prior reading this post. You have been warned! . . . . . . Tadaaaaaa! hold your breath.

Got those from www.timw.com You might want to read this as well- danielfranklingomez.com

A cute boy turns to....

Still remember this cute lil fella?

"Hello,may i speak to my Mell?"

That was in 1996. I was 11 that time. I really likes his role in Jerry Maguire,a smart kid with cute face. And that eye glass...Well,i might consider you cutie..*giggles*

"err..wrong number you got here"

This is in 2005. I prefer not to look at further years, please turn back the time please?

Hari ini dalam sejarah hidup ku

Tuan tuan dan puan puan sekalian,hari ini saya ingin menceritakan ttg pengalaman saya terkunci di luar rumah selama 1 jam setengah. Sebut betul betul…1 jam setengah (dammit)

Hal ini disebabkan oleh kecuaian saya yg membawa sejambak kunci yg kononnya kunci rumah saya, rupanya kunci rumah telah diremovekan dari geng kunci2 itu.

Saya seperti burung yang kehilangan sayap. Mau merayau pun tiada tempat,mau mengadu lagi la. Nasib baik saya mempunyai handphone SE, lalu saya pun bermesej-an la dgn org yg sepatutnya.

Ada satu ketika saya sangat frustrated, saya hampir memanjat belakang rumah saya supaya saya bole masuk ke dalam rumah melalui dapur. Tapi saya tidak panjat kerana saya sangat takut. Saya tinggal di tingkat 4 okay!

Ada ketika yg lain bila saya sangat2 frustrated, saya memasukkan pencungkil gigi ke dalam lubang kunci dan cuba mengunlock kunci rumah dengan klip rambut. Betapa malangnya saya apabila pencungkil gigi itu patah didalam. Cilaka.

Selepas 1 jam setengah, hero saya datang dengan tool mengunlock pintu. Saya sangat gembira sehinggalah saya diberitahu bahawa dia tidak dapat mengunlock kunci itu dengan skillnya. Saya berasa frustrated semula. Buka punya buka, try punya try, akhirnya si hero berjaya membuka pintu rumah saya dengan menggunakan kad lesen memandu. Saya sangat gembira, namun kegembiraan itu tidak berpanjangan.

Kunci rumah saya telah rosak,akibat pencungkil gigi yg patah didalam dan tidak dapat dikeluarkan.

Sigh.

Sekian saja la cerita saya pada hari ini. Saya tengah demam dan perlukan rehat dari segi mental dan fizikal.

eS-E-eS-B moron!

Exactly! My place started to blackout at 7.00am till 4.00pm. Not only mine but the whole community living in the same place as mine. Without prior notice,they cut down the electricity supply for almost 8 hours! 8 freaking hours dammit. Come on..We pay the bills every month,should we get this kind of treatment? AND THE WEATHER IS FREAKING HOT TODAY! 'it's only 8 hours,why need to yack yack oo?' SHADAP!! WE PAY THE BILLS EVERY MONTH OKAY, SO THAT JUSTIFY EVERYTHING I MENTION NOW. Es-e-Es-b, you better upgrade your service! Or at least tell your engineers to be more sensitive with the consumers' need please? Hishhhhh...

Chalazion go away!

this is ain't me but what me and her have in common is that, we are infected at the same area

I hate it when it happen to me. Hish...

I refuse to go out of my house.

And i miss the chance to go to the Pulau with my gang tomorrow.

My self confidence going down (dont play play, it's extremely fugly!)

I don't enjoy watching anything on tv because i can feel the heavy lump on top of my eyelid.

In this condition, i dont have the drive to study at all.

Hishhhhhhhh...i hate you chalazion (literally,it sounds nice, rupa rupanya...hishhhhh)

Chalazion buduh. heh?!

Sabahans are the world’s most inventive name-makers

Is it? I read it from here Please click on the link provided and you know what i mean. MELLONA is relatively too good than those. Hihi.. And by the way, do you know what's Akon's real name? without Google-ing please? TADA!!!! Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Locku Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam *Lucky he do not choose Puru as his commercial name. Or else when he sings, ribut petir terus.* And this got to be the 'special' one. The parents of a Swedish boy born in 1991 wanted to name him the utterly unpronounceable, 43-character “Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116″. Supposedly it should be sound as, or at least got the rhyme of ALBIN. Duh?! Howdie, we do need vowels in our name. Heh,i feel good now..hoho..

How to avoid being rape?

Thanks to papajoneh This is the most terrifying thing that could happen to us, the females. So read these to vanish the potential of being one of the rape victim. 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.

3) They also look for women on their cell phone , searching through their purse, or doing other activities while walking because they are off-guard and can be easily overpowered.

4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. and 8:30a.m, but not necessarily saying that we are safe during other time. Stay alert.

Saturated brain

I'm going to have the first examination tomorrow, and here i am, mem-blog. It's an open book exam, and i've been revising the contents since the past 5 days. Last morning, while me and my gang were waiting for the lecturer to come, we discussed about the possible question that might be out in the exam. They started to mention that graph, that table, that formula, ect while i mumbling the pages of it in that book. One of my gang realize this and said, "Wah, u remember the pages ka?" "Yalah,buat apa you remember that?" Hello! If that can reduce the answering time, then why not to remember it? Though it is an open book exam, i dont think peanut questions will be given.

*sigh* Saturated brain. It's been 5 days straight, you know. haih..

tu libu dibu douchoo..

Ken leee......tu libu dibu douchoo.....

PISSED!

I catch hell when i found this! Hish.. Update: Click here, and scroll down to "Dying to be rescued". You'll see the owner of the pitiful horses.

some .jpegs for you

Found this during study trip to Simply Choc factory. Jom muntah.. hihi

So round right? All i need to do is wait in my room, around 5.30 to 6.00pm. I get to see this everyday, and the heat? dont play play.

Nah,this so called aromatherapy colok was given to me by the juniors during the ChesC Appreciation dinner. Aroma-therapy la kunun, all i get the smoke odor. hish..

Final exam

This exam will be the last one before i jump to the working life..

yeah right,bring the KADA pengenalan..

The earliest will be KC4783, next Friday. It's an open book exam. Good thing huh? I dont think so..

Expect a long pause from me. daa~~

Cute sticker..

Very cute kan that sticker? BF said he wants to stick that right after he pays the dowry.. Adoiii..

I might worth 5 digits tau (any figure i wrote here is subject to change. To confirm the exact figure, please visit my blog again after few years) . At some point i feel so valuable (even without that price!) and so wanted and so marvelous and so *add more GOOD adjectives as you please*

However, if the price is too high also, i'm afraid if i'll end up becoming a spinster. How come not to afraid? I need to pass this good genes bah. *triple wink + evil grin*

Well, of course the price is negotiable. Well, as for me, dad is very understanding. For the unlucky ones (i mean the boys) , do whatever is right. Negotiate patiently and keep the sanity. *girls, dont you feel lucky to be born as a female? hikhik..*