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Mar 19, 2008

Funny eh..

Got it from here

The Female Stages Of Life AGE DRINK

17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to colour my hair 48 Need to have Francois colour my hair 66 Need to have Francois colour my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone"

FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man

HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast

2 comments:

Tal said...

Haha! So true oh Mell. Especially the shopping and right age to get married parts. :p

Mell said...

hehe..tu la..fav fantasy pun best ni..hehe

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