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Mar 30, 2008

Another happy pills

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." ****************************************************************** A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ****************************************************************** Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?" ******************************************************************** A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90 **************************************************** A married couple goes into a dentist’s office. The husband is in a big hurry. He says, “No expensive extras, Doc. No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.” “I wish more of my patients were as brave as you,” the dentist says. “Now, which tooth is it?” The husband turns to his wife and says, “Show him your tooth, honey.” ************************************************** A guy and a girl want to have sex. So they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say, 'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it means push softer." With this, the two get onto the top bunk and start having sex. First the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Then she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then she switches back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!" Happy weekend peeps!

Mar 29, 2008

Happy pills

If you're living with moron, you need lots of this I need lots lots lots lots of that. hishh...

Mar 27, 2008

Crazy people LIVE in my YM!

There is one crazy fella,who is not in my friends' list in YM or MSN, but able to chat with me pulak. The first time chat,he sort of like being a gentleman la konon. My name is bla bla, i'm from bla bla, i'm half aussie bla bla, i'm working as bla bla. All the bla bla rubbish things. Initially i think it would be ok to chat with him, since he's sort of revealing most of the important details,to gain my trust la tu konon. Oh well,i take back my words. It is absolutely NOT OK to chat with someone you barely know, because what happen was, he started to dig in my personal life, asking am i attached to anyone la, how many times me and the partner having sex in a week la, and so so.
I was like..HUH???!!
Memang indeed sex maniac la tu. Maybe he's so desperate like hell, and im telling you,that conversation started only 3 or 4 min after he introduce himself. What i did after that is to spam him, then blocked him. Haha..This was few months back. Today, i sign in into my YM acc. And suddenly,i was greeted by somebody who seems sooo familiar. After seeing his email..*GOSH*.. It's him again. How did that happen after i SPAM and BLOCK him? Ni yahoo memang ada masalah preserving the customer's privacy policy. And this time, he still do the same old thing. Introducing himself la konon, as if i dont recall him anymore. "My name is bla bla, i'm from bla bla, i'm half aussie bla bla, i'm working as bla bla." After he finished his line, dengan so selambanya i said "So"? Hahaha.. He was pissed by that. Padan muka. He did reply but i was so lazy to care, peduli la ko sana. This time, i SPAM and BLOCK him again. Let's see whether he can make it the 3rd time or not. If whoever wants to add you in YM or MSN using the name of SabahAdvChallenge, REJECT immediately. That might be him. Taik ni, pandai2 mau guna nama Sabah.

brain teaser..

I got a question for y'all.. "A y a m b e r k o k o k, h a r i m a u _______" This riddle is so famous in early 90's. Dad was the 1st person asking this Q to me (who was only 7 or 8 that time). And suddenly a friend of mine asking the same Q again,today. Funny when people come out with many type of answers. Not to forget those who dont really master their BM, even to say 'roar' in BM pun tidak tau ni..pathetic betul.
But i guess this Q is very lame already. Only my coursemates saja yang sort of 'kebaruan' with this teaser. Again,pathetic betol.

Mar 24, 2008

Get well soon.. *_*

BF having food poisoning for almost 2 days. No vomiting, only diarrhea plus the dizziness. He end up laying down on the bed the whole day. Kasian.. I'm hoping he would cope with it, and as a motivation, i promise to treat him at cafe SSAM station. Terus laju bah dia cakap "OK!".. Actually i've been quite worry also, since there were no significant change of his condition since yesterday. I dont think the food is the one which got prob, i expect the drink is. Haih, very hazard bah that drink. Then i sms my medic friend, to get free consultation of course.. She said 'it's normal if the pain prolong till few days,that very much depends on the cause.' And extra info she gave, the oral hydration salt is one of the most crucial meds that will be given to you if you are diagnosed with FP. After the whole day vomiting / diarrhea marathon, of course that water loss from the body needs to be replenish. That's one of the salt function. ( and that's the community service brought to you by Mell..hehe) I never know such type of poisoning can lead that pain up to that stage. I think i've experienced that few times, but maybe my system is comparatively good, that hazard food do not stay longer in my system. 3 or 4 hours after consuming, terus muntah. And after resting few hours plus the help of panadol, everything back to normal afterwards. And im telling you, vomiting is aint fun at all. yuckkkkkk... The BF - When he's in the pink of health, he's totally IN THE PINK OF HEALTH. Once his system is disturbed, he's totally dying. No such thing as tengah2/ medium level for him. Poor baby. haihh.. Get well soon dear.

Mar 23, 2008

One of those days..

This week has been a hell for me. Emotionally disturbed, in short. Plus the workloads, i am restless. Totally! Let bygones be bygones. I dont want to recall those things anymore. In fact, I need to apologize to BF for my bad behavior towards him. He was indeed the real victim here. Well my bad, my mistake and i'm fully responsible for all the damage that i caused. And to those who has become my victim, indirectly, I'm sorry too.

Mar 21, 2008

Sometimes..

I hate to feel what i feel now. I wish to cease everything in a blink, but i know it wont be that easy. Come what may. I have set my decision, just waiting for it to happen. Sometimes, i think it is better if i don't involve in this at the first place. But I've taken the path. I miss myself.

On the name of love..

Only this line applied ~ Atas nama cinta, hati ini Tak mungkin terbahagi Sampai nanti bila aku mati Cinta ini hanya untuk engkau Atas nama cinta ku relakan jalanku merana Asal engkau akhirnya denganku Ku bersumpah atas nama cinta ~

Mar 19, 2008

Funny eh..

Got it from here

The Female Stages Of Life AGE DRINK

17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to colour my hair 48 Need to have Francois colour my hair 66 Need to have Francois colour my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone"

FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man

HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast

Mar 17, 2008

Shell Prestige: Part 1

Huhu..It was indeed a beneficial program,and fun too. And yeah, i have lead my team to be the 2nd runner up of the competition ^_* Will continue this later. Malas bah mau taip panjang2 now. hehe..

Freedom!

I'm happy to be free, again. ^_^ + ^_^

Mar 13, 2008

I miss them..

As the rain falls,


I suddenly thinking of these cute fellas :(. Hope it's not too cold for them.



Sad :( :( :(

Mar 12, 2008

Student life


Conclusion: Too much work = lack of efficiency = ber- sleeping, ber- blogging saja lah.

Mar 10, 2008

Ada orang marah..yeyeyeyeye

There's one guy in my course, really intimidating. Intimidating until he only got 5 friends in the class. And those are the ONLY people he sticks to.

Why he is very much hated?

He's a money sucking creature
-BF hate this fella to hell due to this reason, and so do most of his tenants. I'm not surprise if one day he's ended up beaten.

He's the ego maniac
- FORGIVE or SORRY are the words that he would utter if he's going to die in 1 sec.

He loves to underestimate people
-As if he's the greatest one in the class, cgpa 3.30 pun tak sampai la dey. Face very like wall ka acai?

Bitchy mouth
-If there's any bitching competition, he would definitely defeated the natural born females. At some moment I really think he's a female hybrid aka pondan. pondan yg teruk.

Very anorexic and unhandsome
- It's an obvious statement. I hate anorexic and unhandsome guy!

Remember my post about the Shell thingy? It's only meant for SELECTED people, and luckily he's not in the list. And you people want to know what he says?

There goes denial. Then suddenly the conversation become serious, he starting to write

DONT UNDERATE *HIS NAME*

In uppercase letter lagi tu. I started to feel the excitement. Yeye.. Huiyo, marah betul dia ni. Oh, after you put sarcastic remarks on those SELECTED people, then when i reply like that you want to get angry la? Haha..I'm loving this moment babeh..

After that conversation, he sent me tonnes of marah marah punya messages. I reply it with HAHA, HIHI, HAHA, HIHI.. What a great moment it was. hihihi..

The chat ended when he stop replying. You lose, KO!

He should believe in Karma. What goes around, ALWAYS comes around. I reciprocate what you have done to people and i bet you should be upset by now. If you dont want to include me on your group assignment anymore, it's ok. Unlike you, i have lots of mates to form a group. But you? haha.. Eh wait, you're not the group leader pulak, maybe u'll be the one ditching youself from the existing group. haha..

I AM SO GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN. Trigger me!

Mar 8, 2008

Election updates

Here i am, checking the poll result updates here. (dont rely on the national tv) I don't have the chance to cast my vote this time, haven't registered, yet my IC still stated the Lahad Datu address. *sigh* Anyway, based on the current result, i'm glad Malaysian has opened their eyes widely. Way to go....

Mar 7, 2008

It's a lamp..No..it's a....ehem...ehem...


Obviously it's a lamp.

Well, come on..... Is that all you can see? *grin*

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...


Mar 6, 2008

Feeling down down down!

I've been hit by few unlucky things this week.
  1. My forgetfulness is at a critical level. I almost lost my watch due to that,luckily i got it back. And recently, i have moved to a new house. I've been going back and forth there, transferring my things but still i went to the wrong house. Lots of similar things like this occur this week, and i wonder why. Could it be the amnesia? T_T
  2. Dad prohibit us to bring the cats to our new house, and I feel terrible bout that. Last afternoon i went there again to see them, and seeing the cats still waiting outside our former house, miaw-ing like crazy, makes me feel even more terrible. While writing this, my heart is still aching. I'm sad sad sad!
I cant further writing this anymore. Unhappy mood dominating.

Mar 4, 2008

Can't wait..

'Shell Malaysia Gas & Power will be hosting PRESTIGE Sabah in collaboration with Universiti Malaysia Sabah (UMS) on March 15 and 16, 2008 in Kota Kinabalu.'
Hey, me and BF are among the chosen one. hehehehe..

Mar 2, 2008

Enjoy..

If u people got tonnes of time to shower that button with attention, do tell me what's the final word appear before it end.

Kena tagged lagi

Ann tagged me,again Apparently I have to; - link to your tagger and post these rules. - list (8) random facts about yourself and tag (8) people. Here we go.. Fact #1: I am a super jealous person. Only the best can stand me. Fact #2: I'm a final year student, taking bachelor degree in chemical engineering. And dad never happy with that. Fact #3: I aint single. And i love that..hehe Fact #4: I love cats and small dogs which look like cats. Oh ya,i'm scared of dogs.Big dogs. Fact #5: I am the 2nd jie jie in the family and the 5th grand daughter. Fact #6: I am a sport freak during primary and lower secondary school. But now..... Fact #7: My first speech was during the kindergarten so-called convocation. Ask me how i memorize the english speech. haha.. Fact #8: I dont know how to speak my native language fluently. Blame is on me or what? Despite of that, I have learn mandarin language for 2 years. End of kena tagged session.

March..

...has arrived. Gosh. This is so going to be a hell and killing period for a final year student. Suddenly, the lab in our school became merry with lots of last minute doer. Time is ticking, and yet tonnes of work to do. *Sigh* In the middle of hustle,i suddenly thinking of going to Pulau Manukan. Need to escape from the stress before it strikes me real bad. What a life..*sigh again*
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